Eurovillageois may remember that the topcrat in question, Martin Selmayr, has greeted EU leaders like this before, notably Selmayr's ultimate boss, Mutti Merkel herself.
Cameron will doubtless take extra satisfaction from the trigonometrical undeniable fact that Selmayr bowed lower to the British PM than he did to Mutti.
By BM's calculation, a full 9 degrees.
Here's the proof: superimposed on each other, the freeze-frame moment when the German official's bow to each leader was at its nadir.
So why did Martin bow so low to Cameron?
A show of deference for the cameras?
A true sign of respect?
Or perhaps he was just back from the barbers, and wanted to show off his new hairdo...
Europe's leaders are "onside" with Britain's EU reform plans, which include allowing Britons to do a poo in the EU's hats. That's according to Cameron himself, following a series of meetings with fellow EU leaders.
"It's great to see that there's a real momentum for change, the kind of changes that we're after" Cameron said today.
|"Hmm. Might need some more, Janusz. I'm quite full."|
Many have pushed back at his calls to be allowed to poo in the EU's hats.
But Cameron insisted that the need for the country to be allowed to do that was an "intrinsic" part of the package.
"The British people have concerns that EU migrants can come here to live and work and pay taxes, while we cannot poo in hats abroad in Europe. I must listen to those concerns, and so must our European partners."
"The time is right for a serious rethink," Cameron continued. "And that must include Britain's right to ensure we are allowed to do a poo in the hats of our good friends and neighbours."